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Son quotes from mom jokes. Dont wake up mom. We dont want to disappoint you so were giving you some of the best mother son quotes to write to your mom. The son who had been looking out the window turned to his mother and asked if big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats why dont big planes have baby planes the mother who couldnt think of an answer.

A mother and her son were flying southwest airlines from kansas city to chicago. These funny mom quotes will have you smiling even through the sleep deprivation. A mother son relationship greatly influences a mans life decisions and how he shapes his own future.

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It can be explained by the female nature which is more sensitive and thus the women can be figuratively stronger than men. Of course im proud that you invented the electric light bulb. My mom just wrote her autobiography.

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Quotes about being a mom to a son mothers sagacity is sometimes better than the dads one. Funny mother jokes group 5. Make it feel like mothers day every day with our mom jokes and mothers day jokes.

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Its suspicious say all moms everywhere. Make them laugh with these funny mom jokes. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say all passengers who are disembarking from the train please remember to take all of your belongings with you.

Now turn it off and get to bed abraham lincolns mother. Richard jeni my mom was a little weird.